Sunday, September 23, 2012

OF MICE AND MEN


            I don’t like mice. Why anyone would even want to have one as a pet is beyond my understanding. Our son, Jon, had some white mice once. I’m sure I didn’t give him permission, but there they were in a cage in his bedroom. That was all fine and good until the day they got out. Fine and good no longer mattered, they were now rodents in my house and I had the right to kill them. I can’t remember if we set traps or if he finally found them and transported them somewhere else but they disappeared.
            I remember when my Dad had a mouse run up his pant leg while he was out working in the shop repairing some farm equipment. It didn’t take long for Dad to discard his pants, all the while dancing and hollering.
            One summer day when we were living at the ranch in Dehlin, my two oldest sons, then about the ages of four and five, were in the shed helping their Grandpa Schwieder. You can imagine how much help two that age would be. Well they came to the house and into the kitchen with their hands held cup like. “Look what we found Mom. Grandpa said to bring them in to show you.” In their hands were tiny, pink baby mice. They didn’t even have their eyes open. Now I really believe the boy’s grandfather was grinning out in the shed, just waiting to hear a scream from me and maybe even see me run from the house. Instead, I calmly looked at those two innocent boy’s cupped hands, being careful not to get too close, told them what cute baby mice they had, and said, “Now take them back out to Grandpa.” Grandpa never said a thing to me about that incident, but I think I disappointed him.
            We have had problems with mice in our house at the ranch all of the time, but traps would usually control them. I used to be really naïve, believing anything Boyd told me. “Don’t worry,” he said one night as we were in bed and could here mice running around, “they can’t climb up on the bed.” When one ran across my pillow, over my face and onto the window sill, I knew I had been deceived! Boyd calmly moved over to the window, which was on my side of the bed, closed the window, trapping the mouse between the window and screen, and figured he had the problem solved. He slept well that night, I didn’t. Next morning he opened the window, caught the mouse and escorted it outside. And I no longer believe everything he says.
            Another time, again at the ranch, we had been to the valley and when we got back we found the screen door hadn’t been shut tight. We had a lot of mice running through the house that evening. We handled this one differently: I laid on the couch on my stomach, while Boyd was on the floor with a BB gun and a flash light. When I saw a mouse run I pointed it out to Boyd and he would shine the flashlight in it’s eyes and shoot. He shot quite a few mice that night.
            We still get mice in the house at the ranch but with traps and DeCon, we seem to be able to control them. They like to move into the house in the late fall and stay all winter, besides running through during the summer.  We have had mice in our valley home, but not as often. And we have a cat that is a good mouser. Our dogs like to chase and catch mice also, so the mice have to be extra brave before they venture into the house. And then they have to face me, that person who hates mice.

TAILGATE PARTIES



          Boyd and I traveled to Boise to watch the Boise State/BYU football game this past week. I told Jon we were going early so we could go to Agri Beef’s tailgate party. Our daughter Chris works for Agri Beef and they always have really good food at their tailgate party, probably because they have their own brand of hamburger and hot dogs that they serve at their party. They also furnish bottled water to go with their meal. And it is all free.
            Our son Jon said we should stay away from the BYU tailgate parties because they would be having green Jell-O with grated carrots in it, five different recipes of funeral potatoes, rolls, and water to drink. Many different kinds of cake would be for dessert. I got thinking about that and thought I would enlarge my idea of what a BYU tailgate party might be like. Now I can do this as I am a Mormon and know all about the idiosyncrasies of the Mormon culture.
            The Elder’s Quorum would have been assigned to get the chairs and tables to the party, and then the Young Men’s organization (boys from age 12-18) would be in charge of setting those up. The Young Women’s organization (girls from 12-18) would be in charge of getting the tables clothes on the tables. The Relief Society (women from 18 on up) would have made the assignments for the food, and they would also make sure there were table decorations on each table. The Young Women would be called upon to take care of the children running around. They would gather them together and play games, read stories, and sing songs. The High Priests would be in charge of the opening and closing prayers. I’m not sure many of them would go to the football game, but they would enjoy the company of everyone and probably talk about anyone who wasn’t there, therefore they would have a big turnout. The women would also be there with their aprons on to serve the meal and to clean up the dishes afterwards.
It would be interesting to see how many different kinds of green Jell-O and grated carrots could be found at one of these parties. Each bowl fullwould look completely different from the others. And all of the women could be given the same recipe to follow for the funeral potatoes, but again every pan would look like a completely different recipe. It used to be that when there were rolls at these parties, they were always homemade. Not anymore, but they would still be good. And the cakes would be homemade, though from a cake mix.
The cleanup wouldn’t be too hard as they would use paper plates and cups, and plastic forks, knives, and spoons, and it wouldn’t take long as the Young Men and Elders would make quick work of folding up the tables and chairs and getting them in the pickups to take back to the church. Someone would have brought brooms, dustpans, mops, and buckets. When it was time to leave, things would look neat and clean as if nothing had taken place in their spot.
Well, we did go to Agri Beef’s tailgate party. They even had a TV on for those volunteers to watch the game while they worked. We didn’t even see a BYU tailgate party, so didn’t get to check it out to see if what I thought might be, actually was.